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i was once a free fish




In the New York Museum of Sex, there’s a bouncy castle made of bo*bs
sarah-scales:

Wilde has such a pretty face…

sarah-scales:

Wilde has such a pretty face…

dunkindont:

ive seen a lot of stock images but this is just getting out of hand

dunkindont:

ive seen a lot of stock images but this is just getting out of hand

ktmakesart:

Don’t befriend writers unless you want texts like this at 4:17 in the morning.

ktmakesart:

Don’t befriend writers unless you want texts like this at 4:17 in the morning.

ktmakesart:

Don’t befriend writers unless you want texts like this at 4:17 in the morning.

ktmakesart:

Don’t befriend writers unless you want texts like this at 4:17 in the morning.

me: are there any spirits listening
ouija: yes are you alone
me: yes
ouija: haha nice whats up :P
me: trying to contact my dead grandmother
ouija: cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol

hanoodles:

THE SECRET OF ANGEL FOOD CAKE

I had a dream about some ethereal dog I somehow acquired the other night. My subconscious is all about the anime sparkles over kissing dogs’ foreheads, it seems.